Attention, fans anticipating the Oblivion Remastered edition! Prepare yourselves, because there’s… a development you should be aware of. To put it bluntly, a creator from the modding community has integrated dance moves and gestures reminiscent of Fortnite into the game.
Visual analyses reveal the presence of popular moves such as the dab, the Nae Nae, and even the Stanky Leg. These animations are being implemented throughout the game world. This alteration stems from the upgrade process, transitioning the original 2006 version to the upcoming 2025 remaster, although it might be unexpected, it’s here, allowing a new generation to experience the plea: CLOSE SHUT THE JAWS OF OBLIVION!
We could direct our frustration towards the source, specifically the “Dance and Emote Animation Pack” by CosmicBoogaloo, available on Nexus Mods. We might condemn the modder in the names of the Divines, the Aedra, or even the Daedra. One could even appeal to Dagon’s destructive nature, imploring him for the power to undo this modification.
Alternatively, we could embark on a campaign like Pelinal Whitestrake, targeting anyone who downloads this mod and dares to activate the assigned keys for these Fortnite-inspired dances. Imagine banishing characters caught in a subtle dab or unconventional twerk into the fiery depths of the Deadlands, where they’d echo with tormented sounds.
It’s conceivable to ban its 19 emotes and 20 dances, including making it rain, this province is lacking paper currency and criss crosses you can dougie into a running man before movin’ like Bernie. Legion guards could be instructed to halt any displays of these forbidden movements with force. Imagine proclaiming from the White-Gold Tower: “You, in the Arena district! Cease these muscle-flexing gestures and celebratory sounds at once, or face Akatosh’s fury!”
These actions are all possible, yet ultimately ineffective. Those determined to employ this controversial modification have likely already secured UE4SS and Simple BP Mod Loader.
The influence of these dances has taken hold.